poor man's WoW

found this mmorpg called Sherwood Dungeon while digging. ma jiam World of Warcraft like dat but no need to install one, just run in your Web-browser can liao. its actually a shockwave game la, so need to install the shockwave plugin. best of all, its FREE!! heheh...

but obviously foc stuff cannot compare with paid stuff la. but mai hiam its playable la. heehee... ok da, gotta go save my character before he kena KO'ed by the 8-legged freak!

sing-song condom

durex got the vibrating condom, now got people invented the sing-song condom. not just protect your brother from virii and unwanted bb's, now it also can play the miugik when you piak piak!! apparently the 'music volume depends on intensity of love-making and tone varies based on the sexual position'!!

beri interesting, must share with buddies so i msn'ed quakster the link and...

quakster: yea... hahaha.. can u imagine ?
bengz: yaya. esp if u put in the music from those coin-slot kiddie rides. lol
quakster: hahahahah
quakster: "she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes"
bengz: LUP (laugh until peng or fall down)

he sibeh geh gianz went on to compile the top 10 condom miugik chart for the... err... 'rubbertones'.

wonder when will they also introduce mp3 rubbertones, i think that's when the real fun begins! imagine...

initial_phase.mp3: 'yee-ah! yee-ah! yamateh!! yee-ah...!!'
feeling_good.mp3 : 'kimochi...'
finale.mp3: 'YEE-AHHHH...!!'

muahahaha!!

my new gal - wilhelmina

first time saw her was at carrefour, of all the places in singapore. she was in a sleek black long dress, tall, bright eyes, looking totally sophisticated and confident. it was love at first sight!

i admired her from a distance for a while, fixated on her, yet not daring to approach her... my balls must have dropped onto the floor and rolled to hide beneath one of the many shelves... i told myself that if she is the one, then i better find them back and do something! fast!

finally, i managed to muster barely enough courage and walked up to her. she was totally enchanting at close distance. she probably noticed me approaching and turned around to face me. her eyes looked into me seemingly asking me, "what took you so long..."

i melted...

after the intial awkwardness, we were able to communicate pretty well. she was friendly and fun to be with. i was totally smitten with her. but good times were short and soon i had to leave. we made a date to meet up again before we finally parted ways...

i met her again over the weekend and before long, i took her home...

see her here.

sexual consent

saw this video while digg'ing today. go see!

the page also advised hor... "Responsible adults should always use sexual consent forms." wah piangs, wanna piak piak also have to fill form. heng the form not beri long, else fill finish that time, brother also go sleep oredi! hahaha...

but good also la. like dat no dispute, dont wait do liao not happy, then cry rape! heehee...

... just kiddin'.

we live in singapura

hossan leong's sibeh geh gian history of Singapore posted by autowoofz.

you can also view the video from here. another version, this one got the lyrics one from here. enjoy!