what we are busy with:
- laoda (老大) - jus married; busy making baby
- gay - jus bought house; busy with renovation
- gua - perpetually busy with work
- me - also busy with work, chia, and other personal stuff (dun tell you le! muahaha!)
anyway after dinner we went jiah hong lor. laoda suggested to go lim jiu at the jazz lounge but some of us wore the clothes super lok le. bottom not long enough wait the waitress see liao think we naked like that. haha! so we decided to go east coast instead.
wah lau we quite the surprised when we reached there. east cost also sibeh happening wo, on friday nite! sounds sua gu hor? too long neber go lim jiu is like that one la. haha! wah lau there very difficult to find parking le so bopian lor, we changed to plan B instead.
so simi si plan B? haha... the horny man (see above, you should know who is the horny one la. hiak hiak!) suggested we go look see the carparks there. err... not to see carparks la, carparks very nice to see meh? to go see where got cars with special lunar-film-covered windows and windscreen la.
heheh, heard of solar film (think vkool and other brands) but never heard of lunar film right? let ah bengz gai siao a bit la... its the new patent-pending, singapore only (i think), super economical (possibly free) protection for your car... at nite. heehee... designed to effectively block off infra-red, ultra-violet, and especially optimised for visible spectrum filtering. somemore no need to ask johnny to zhng for you one, can zhng yourself.
its call the newspaper.
legend had it that there was one carpark at east coast hor, at nite no street lamp one, very dark. there got many cars got put the lunar film, so the horny fellowship of the chia went to discover this legendary car park lor. yes! we boldly went where no boliao men had gone before, from macdonald's all the way to carpark F and beyond and finally found the elusive carpark right where the small road along east cost park meets ECP.
indeed the carpark is unlit, a dark contrast to the well lit expressway a short distance away. somehow hor, the cars there all got follow this unspoken protocol one. went into carpark liao must switch off headlights one and drive at snail pace. eh, high beam??! wanna die isit?!
but at that time, we didnt know mah. me drove into the carpark with headlights on! wah could see 3 rows of cars parked side by side most of them got put newspaper one. i dont think i have to say out loud whats going on there right?? err... test suspension la!!
interestingly none of them rocked wo, i suppose wanna come here test suspension, the suspension must be very gilat then can come la. oops, pun not intended, hahaha!! we didnt alight and look see la, just drove along niah niah...
after going 1 round the carpark, i drove out and just before entering ECP, the horny man jio jio me, "oii, u-turn back le..."!!!
must understand, people married liao, need "fresh ideas" sometime.
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