) and i forgot what we talking about liao but somehow this thing about that classic wife software joke came up. there are many variations la, one of them goes like this...Dear Tech Support:you can read the complete version here.
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with the product information. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Fishing 7.5, and Motorcycling 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!!!!!!
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anyway hor my colleague - i called him "The Guru" after the show haha! - his wife he knew through matchmaking one la which apparently is still practised in india. to him its a good thing to only get to know the wife after getting married. well, anyway i dont wanna comment on the pros and cons of arranged marriage la. now sg men also go vietnam to find wife so maybe its a good thing...??
back to the joke... i commented to him that nowadays many versions of the Wife software comes pre-configured liao. very limited things that can be changed. he beri lucky, still can configure. haha! just kidding... he very nice to wifey one.
hmm... i wonder got any Wife program got come with configuration wizards one?!
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