KNNBCCB!!! morning going work that time see my swee chia tio defaced!!! doesnt look like some jealous people purposely scratch it one though, more like dunno which blur f**k bak chiu gor sai (paste shit on eyes) open door never see, anyhow. CCB!! like to gor sai so much might as well jiak sai (eat shit) la!!
ok ok, gao liao gao liao, enough outburst of naked expletives oredi... so how har, should i or should i not go fix it? any good workshops to recommend bor??
1 comment:
Confusions Guide to Mending Car Scratches
STEP 1
- Cut to size a piece of tracing paper to cover the entire scratch mark. Allow a 51.2369262mm margin on each side.
- Use only the most expensive tracing paper you can buy. Any other type will not work.
STEP 2
- Tape the tracing paper onto the scratch mark. The cheapest masking tape will do.
STEP 3
- Use a 4H pencil to carefully highlight the scratch mark onto the tracing paper.
- For accuracy, sip 40ml of Smirnoff Vodka every 30 seconds. Alternatively, apply 2 drops into your eyes every 60 seconds; 3 drops if you have big eyes.
STEP 4
- Use a 2B pencil to shade any significant depression.
- See a qualified medical practitioner if your depression persists.
STEP 5
- Carefully remove the tracing paper and throw it away.
- If you have followed Step 1 to 4 correctly, you will see that the scratch mark on the car has become smaller due to the effect of alcohol. Repeat Step 3 if otherwise.
Author:
God Did Not Create Man; Man Created God
also known as
GDNCM MCG
also also known as
The Blog Vandal
also poses as
Bricknee Spyear
All nights reserved. (C) 2069. The copyright of this Guide is protected by interracial laws. Unauthorised pubication is striply prostituted.
Post a Comment